Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
onedayinamsterda 14
just for the record, Ur not the father of both babies, right? which would make this a bigger FML than it alr would be.
noobgang7 5
Would make it a ydi
xxxNataliexxx 0
Maybe he's responsible for both. or neither. who knows?
tweetypie 18
This scenario has been said at least ten times already.
Draxanoth 15
#1 Build a panic room. 2 Hide for 9 months like a boss. 3 ???? 4 Profit.
GP14brBaller 5
Sounds like a plan
wriptidez 0
congrats
emjayprice 0
I thought the end would have said something like, "and they're both mine." Glad you just have to put up with them and not father both.
TipOfTheHat 10
Happy new year! Or should I simply say "year"?
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Hmmmm choice between your situation and the world ending in 2012 um I choose world ending good luck bro
yeahbuddayy1114 1
I'm going to laugh when she has the baby and it's not even yours(; good luck OP.
justanotherrando_fml 2
Are they both pregnant by you?
randombeautiful 1
How exactly is August (their latest possible due date) 'late 2012'? I call bullshit.
Steve95401 49
They probably are due in July, at the latest, and that's really not late in the year.
Steve95401 49
December is definitely late in the year.
anie01 5
Wait, wait, wait. "Late 2012"? Exactly how long do you think pregnancies last? I mean... you usually only find out you're pregnant when you miss your period, and by that time, you've been pregnant for about a month. So, with 8 months to go, the very latest they might be born is mid-July. How is that "late" in the year, by anyone's standards?