Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
charzybarz 0
The real end of the world, unlucky man.
princessmollysue 9
I feel sorry for you bro . But congrats on finding out your an farther !
JeWbOy101 11
A father ***
Franklin24 3
Dude thos chicks are kick your ass and congrats on the new baby
ImDB8 0
Maybe they won't be born?!?!?
strumbum12 0
Did u get ur wife and sister in law pregnant?????
kei1108 13
Please don't say that living with pregnant women is worse than being pregnant. Not even close.
jennkillough 0
And both kids are probably his.
nancyDeeAnda 4
Happened too me good luck
Dante178 8
Let's hope for your sake the world really ends December 2012
TypicalTroll 0
Be happy you aren't pregnant also!