Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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iRod 0
ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.
lezzyluver 0
well he's a creeper
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CronosDage 0
1st
Bewitched_fml 0
well that's when you go to the other side of the compartment. fyl, Op
crimewc 0
u must liked it u didn't say a word
sucksforyoudude 0
grab and twist that perv's tiny wanker off. maybe he wouldn't do it to someone else.
ouchthatsux 0
Wiggle your ass in front of him then say, "Sorry, this is marked territory"
CronosDage 0
wow fml is good at moderation I posted the first comment a min ago n it's gone
mirkilos 0
lololo
ImRawrtastic 0
at least u made sumeone hard
Repttar 0
mmm
honestlove11 0
umm did you say 'first!!!' like an idiot lol?:) ha anyways. yep why didn't you just uh, comepletely move? seriously that's so creepy. I get creeped all the time by old guys. ick!
jdgibson18 0
thats hot
brantzilch 0
haha that seems like the best idea
frkldangl 0
baaaahahahahaha!
silentfog 0
all you had to do was turn side ways to him
thatssomeBS 9
YDI for not punchin the molester in the face...
o0XMzMayX0o 0
agree with #68! why didn't u move??? I had that happen to me before and I dnt care how many people are in the train I move or just exit the train. so YDI
KingDingALing 9
oh sorry...i just couldnt help myself :D
12321 0
you know you liked it >.>
DllnBro 0
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
spaceshan69 0
if you don't like it then have the courage to tell him to back the **** off. if you say nothing about something you don't like you have no right to complain
iris1012 5
true dat
DemonChicken 0
I remember this one it was an FML like a month ago
deliciouscake 3
Today, I was on the train and a woman was in front of me. It was a bumpy ride so it was sort of jittery. well, my penis touched her (fat) ass and I got an errection. Displeaes from getting a hard-on from a fat chick, I tried to edge to the side, but she did the same. FML.
Ohkay 0
aahahhaha that sh** made me laugh :)
VittiChan 2
ohh god I just noticed that u live in Victoria,Australia yeahh I am kinda freakin out coz that's were I live...:S
Monikabug 9
Really OP? you deserve it for not opening your mouth and telling the man to back off! Next time instead of inching away and hoping he doesn't come closer, do something about it. Especially if it is on a packed train, think about it! YDI.
Onthecountof3 0
You shoulda grabbed one of the poles, spun around and yelled "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY!!!!"
polarice24 2
sorry that was my brother.... but I'd like for u to give me a ******* :) btw I'm 28
DonkeyDelight 0
His testicles must have been really numb after the whole ******** rubbing incident
debacle14 0
this is a repeat fml. I read the same one awhile back
twirlingqueen4u 0
haha so horny that man must of been to get off on ur ass like that haahaha must be hot or at least pretty
icall_BS 0
There was another FML similar to this a while ago.
kellybby8650 4
ew
brialev 0
you couldn't have said it better.
thetink 0
@ ImRawrtastic I love ur hair : D
z620 0
anyone notice this is under intimacy
Yankeepunk 0
lmao hahhahahha how great. I remember one time on a bus it was so tight with people my crotch was on a girls ass. If she didnt move why the **** would i lol
lezzyluver 0
omg lol!!!
bobnorris 0
slap, grab, twist, and pull bitch!
branden13 0
fk 2nd then
NicholasShreds 0
4th
iRod 0
ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.
Jrook 0
op deserved it for not doing anything. "he then casually raped me for 45 minutes and this has happened for a week straight"
afatmonkey 0
At least he wasn't Hitlers reanimated corpse. Actually, that would be awesome.
senseofreason 0
this is a lesson for all in uncomfortable situations with people: don't be afraid to be rude to get yourself ouut of there.
kbtoyz69 9
pineapples Created by Kevin Hart: Means to Stop; Halt; Used to make you not sound like a Bitch.
thecool444 0
that's just sick
mikeyceroooo 0
boner! balls on ya
heeheehoo 0
def the swift kick. much more effective in a crowded train.
silver0jay 11
well actually... that kinda made me horny. ...Just sayin... B]
lezzyluver 0
well he's a creeper
LOL97_fml 0
D-I-N-O-S-A u r a dinosaur! D-I-N-O-S-A u r a dinosaur. O-L-D M-A-N your just an old man! hittin on me what? you need a cat scan!
IDKWhatHappened 0
WTF was that #111?
Rawr_My_Love_45 0
I love tht song!
jbond98 0
i no wtf?
sashalynn 0
lol Ke$ha!!!! I have that song on my iPod!!! <3
sashalynn 0
Old man, why are you staring at me, smack on me and my friends, that's kinda creepy, you should be prowling around the old folks home, c'mon dude, leave us alone!!'
lkrunner101 7
And ur picture is crreppy
bitethebullet 0
FYL. old people need to be released into the wild.
dacho 7
lmao
xHabsfanx 0
Lol agreed.
AVainAttempt 0
and when you're old?
ringmybell_fml 0
and when he is old, so too will he be released... have fun;)
bitethebullet 0
when i'm old, i'm gonna be like Rambo in the wild. but like.. cryptic and perverted. wait.. damn.
silentsniper441 0
um giver referance?
inconspicousfema 0
idiot
_swimcutie_ 0
ewwwww..that's disgusting. D:
zaharaMeeka 0
ya know, he probably accidentally numbed you the first time, but he did it on purpose the rest if the time. lol
tokintot07 0
tell the old guy to back off. YDI for just standing there letting it happen.
idkwtfbbq 3
it disturbs me when people enter my bubble. next time turn around 180 degrees and stare dude in his face like you're crazy. then y'all can have a "crazy [stand] off". hahaha
SeasonedSausage 0
You obviously didn't try to get away hard enough. You enjoyed it and you know it.
loski87 4
lmaooo
jimboy 0
pmsl
rasellersjr 0
eeheheheh you said hard enough