Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"They" often change things up to keep "us" off balance. "They" say "absence makes the heart grow fonder," then "they" turn around and say, "Out of sight, out of mind." What does that mean for "us?"
bloopaloop 27
Then one more bad thing has yet to happen, to finish the second set of 3. WATCH OUT FOR FALLING PIANOS!!!
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RichardPencil 32
You know what they say, "Bad things happen in fives." I'm sorry for your loss of your grandpa and your four hubcaps. I had nothing to do with either.
mariepastyglue 30
That's not what "they" say it's actually bad things happen in 3's not 5's.
bloopaloop 27
Then one more bad thing has yet to happen, to finish the second set of 3. WATCH OUT FOR FALLING PIANOS!!!
RichardPencil 32
"They" often change things up to keep "us" off balance. "They" say "absence makes the heart grow fonder," then "they" turn around and say, "Out of sight, out of mind." What does that mean for "us?"
AmbrosiaFan 19
Hubcaps aren't really required are they? So you can still drive.
RichardPencil 32
They are required unless you want to look like a broke-ass... Sorry, I've been binge-watching "The Wire" and the lingo has been creeping into my brain.
Mathalamus 25
It still drives, right? Nothing else matters.