nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Top comments
DFlit1 0
Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
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Comments (270)
misfitmonroe 4
High time to buy her a mouth guard? Or how about the little cases of wax the orthodontist hands out to put on the brackets to keep them from cutting the inside of the mouth?
SheepShoop_fml 20
Oh wow, I am so sorry. I wish you a speedy recovery, and hopefully nothing has been too messed up.
grizz11 0
Never hump a bear trap
jsuperbitch 0
Black and decker pecker wrecker! That's super terrible!
butterflybella 0
Mazel tov
Okayitwasme 0
Lucky thats the only thing you experience! It could have been worse. You didn't have to call 911?
ninjacapo 2
Owwwwwwww
malzi21 8
Well, are you Jewish???
LMFAOallthetime 8
How old is she?? That's just plain scary!
msjoyfull84 0
They have wax for braces, wax it up and enjoy. After you wiener heals, of course.