veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
BadGuyLuck
United States
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
hrlz001 0
what did you say?
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Comments (117)
Laawy 0
that's better than nothing. maybe a sign ??? :p
larzthellama 4
sorry i just couldnt resist(:
ihaterats 0
close ur legs *****
madhukar 3
maybe u've a sexy voice :) ?
zander2413 0
I've never been asked out eather and never will because everyone that Ik knows I have a bed wetting problem and everyone makes fun of me
Enslaved 38
How many times are you going to comment on that? We get it! You pee the bed!!!
Person1233 13
Hey, there are some people with a fetish for that kind of stuff. A lot of them may be neurotic, but it's worth a shot!
dancebabe34 0
awe. well the right person will come along and they will accept that about you. I promise ;)
mag4dust 0
awe sorry :( you will find the right person sooner or later
Truth_Nazi 0
1.1 Million men and 800,000 people between the ages of 25 and 45 don't
rebeldevil 4
truth nazi's.... worse than grammar nazi's
mag4dust 0
let me guess "truth nazi"... ur one of those people who are all alone??
xforestx 0
Oh that was you......my bad....
Davydawrestla 0
Ooh that blows.
jacksonclarke 0
that happened to me once. they pretended to know me and then asked me out. I was like "ummm who are you?". it's actually not a bad prank the confused the shit outta me.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Soulja Boy's new song: **** Me Thru the Phone.
iceepink 0
that's really messed up..sorry hunny :*