veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
BadGuyLuck
United States
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
hrlz001 0
what did you say?
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Comments (117)
Loser128 0
Thats when you yell, "I DONT HAVE A PHONE!" and hang up
OceanProtection 0
You still hang up a phone? Bet ya got one of those 40 foot long spiral cords so you can walk around the house on your 'mobile'
hilariexcore 0
You have to hang up any kind of phone.. It's what it's called when you end a call..
Doortje 30
You should've said yes. Prank callers are humorous people.
ilm350 7
aww lucky! ;D
gchartier90 0
maybe it was someone actually asking you out but they were just to scared to tell you who they were
diva_lulu 0
at least I got asked
Buhleeve 0
that sucks OP
Livinia 11
Hence the FML.
Haleyz_a_BOSS 0
Aw I'm sorry OP. Don't worry, you'll find someone.
mismonroe 0
I hope you immediately invited them over for sex.
Davydawrestla 0
I like the sounds of that ;) hah jk
ihaterats 0
***** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hellmate 12
that sure explains your picture
tykiej 0
Come on OP. Beggars can't be choosers.
CODFATHER11 0
I've gotten like 3 of those!!
momo1972 3
did you accept?