Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.
StiffPvtParts 43
Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.
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Comments (73)
MisterKnowItAll 15
Some people never let it go
ryannmichael 17
Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.
thawny_fml 21
Never stick your dick in crazy. No one ever listens.
cosmicdancer84 7
That's because the crazy ones are great in bed...and yes, I've made that mistake too.
ToxicTyrael 26
#54 most of us did...
rnarshmallow 21
I'm sorry OP, time to gather evidence to prove your innocence and get her back.
cristy91 33
Crazy ex sounds like the type to send a million calls, texts and emails. Perhaps you can find some and use that as evidence. Maybe a couple witnesses would help too
tygerarmy 35
Give it some time and call your girlfriend. Some people can't stand to see others being happy.
Greattitan2 13
I thought Frozen taught us to Let It Go
SubparAtBest 23
I feel like they intended for people to, but it ended up having the opposite effect.
EvilTurtle 35
The only thing Frozen taught me is how annoying a song could be
lationas 25
The FML comment section is really depressing and frankly boring. This is a tasteful joke, but the high and mighty moral police of the site can't see that's what it is, a joke.. It feels like anything is down voted, even consoling comments are.
Cads1 24
Wow, she is a big bag of crazy.
FluffyPandas156 13
Put a restraining order on her. so it doesn't happen again
StiffPvtParts 43
Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.
IreneProblems 14
I was thinking that too, or getting friends to vouch for him to say that they weren't together
ChristinePi 36
Restraining order now.
beeferjay 34
you definitely don't need fickle people in your life OP. maybe it's for the best...