veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
BadGuyLuck
United States
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
hrlz001 0
what did you say?
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hrlz001 0
what did you say?
MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
NitroTonicsFML 4
She obviously said "Hell yeah let's do this", then the random stranger says "Just kidding", and hangs up.
Chinnithy 0
5 How do you know that OP is female? Coulda been a guy.
KingGeorgeGal 12
The right person will come at the right time (:
enonymous 9
Say yes!! Omg Omg Omg!!! if you 2 get married I can be your bridesmaid!!!!
OceanProtection 0
I
footballlife_81 0
mother of god
techweed 12
Tig Ol' Bitties
Tess_fml 7
Don't worry, I've never been out either..
torio123 27
yeah me neither :/
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Your dog is ugly.
TheRealBrianGrif 7
she's. certainly my type
TheRealBruce 12
Oh heyy Brian yes indeed she is your type oh she's cite but she's not cuter than Jeffrey.
TheRealBruce 12
*cute
DocBastard 40
This is not a ********** dating site, people. You people are sick, perverted weirdos.
TheRealBruce 12
oh I'm not into dogs at all I'm more of a cat person and I must admit DocBastard you are just amazingly funny.
EamNim 0
Me neither
dolphincheddar 10
oh heyyy Bruce. nice moustache!
randiZ25 0
usually I I'm not that nice, but Tess if that's you in the profile picture I don't see why you haven't been asked out, I'm not coming on to you just making an observation
randiZ25 0
for anyone who doesn't get sarcasm ^ that was a joke.... considering we all know that's not really her in her profile pic.
Garcia512 0
aww that's sad
BigHoshJosh 0
I've never talked to a girl before..
shrinkydinks 0
how old are you guys?
BigHoshJosh 0
43
RebelCandy 0
Me either. :/
That1GuyUNo 0
I've never even seen a girl
Thanatos1206 0
Girl? I don't even know what word means..
Saltime 0
Wait, are a woman and a girl the same thing? Why do they have tumors on their chests? THERE'S SO MUCH TO ANSWER.
greenturtle2640 0
I can tell why -.-
MrXerxes5 6
Did you say 'yes'? At least for a moment you'd have had someone.
JesusFishTaco 5
Just prank call them back. "Is your refrigerator running?" works every time.
jtcballoon 0
op: is your refrigerator running? pc: no op: well you better go ca- oh **** you..
volley4eva1698 0
8 how would you call back a prank call? but good idea haha
Marcinator87 4
caller id
YourDone6 8
they work hard for you to do that.. such a shame
dancebabe34 0
who works hard to do what?
veryhighsleepygu 7
...
shenaniganry 3
witty comment.
NomOnShroomz 14
very
fijianchick 0
aww lol it's okay you'll prolly get asked out in person sooner or later
ariannaimelda 7
Aw I bet it's how you always dreamed it would be...
sammy92 0
I love ur pic! lol
TheKevinDasilva 0
I love UR pic! lol
lisha88 1
did they sound cute? I hope u have caller Id lol