foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say my name, say my name
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
Catkam623 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?
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yoimtrollin 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
Uramonkey 11
Not if you eat them all ;)
rich443 22
Apparently not for op
xlord 27
There's also big ass sperm whales that eat a shit tonne of fish and ejaculate all over the place (side note: why do you think sea water tastes so salty).
Ambient25 25
Huh, and here I thought it was runoff from rocks and other objects that contained salt minerals during the creation of the oceans....**** SCIENCE
KeinBaum 12
Yes, but some people are like sharks; no fish wants to be anywhere near them.
TheCanucklehead 22
Not if they bioaccumulate, fill with plastic and die...
wolfgold2 20
She forgot her fishing pole
justmeCee 16
Hahaha@ #46. Did you hear that whale of a tale from Snooki? I'm sad for you if you seriously believe that! I concur with #48.
JACKxRAWR 22
I know the feeling. I drown my sorrows in a series of murder-fantasies which are probably slightly unhealthy, but they get me through the day. :)
Ambient25 25
Hey man if you need any help or anything you can always see someone
JACKxRAWR 22
It was a joke (well kinda), but it's good to know that people care.
Treyzania 16
Well I just do A LOT of programming... Redundant programming at that...
Baytheshark 14
I just got this whole Jack the Ripper image in my mind. Don't worry, I do the same thing.
nyrangersfan9 13
That sucks. Maybe act more "available" and you'll be asked more (and the people asking you on a date will be calling you intentionally)? Good luck.
redbandit9877 12
You could always try one of those dating sites, or Craigslist. Careful though, lots of strange ones.
Ambient25 25
Yes, because when people want to start dating, Craigslist is the first thing that pops in mind....fast forward a day later "OH GOD SHE/HE TOOK MY KIDNEYS!"
redbandit9877 12
I said be careful :(
jnanderson 16
Should've tried to get with him anyway!
Ambient25 25
Yes who doesn't love getting with total strangers... >_>
CrissyyyS2 22
Well why don't you start making moves instead.
TheMathMajor 26
Exactly what I was thinking. You don't have to wait for someone to ask you, OP. you get out there and do the asking :)
Jjimen1654 9
I like it when girls approach it makes everything easier, cuase the chances of a girl rejecting you are higher than a guy rejecting a girl.
KiddNYC1O 22
True ^
thepunman 11
Look on the bright side.. At least you're not single.
truesarrif 33
reread the FML she IS single.
thepunman 11
AUTOCORRECT! ALONE IS NOT SINGLE
ILoveMyArm 15
@16 Yes, because autocorrect must have changed "alone" to "single".
hallix 21
It's not so bad being single - you can always get cats!
jnanderson 16
Or otters. So much cuter, imo
RedPillSucks 33
ferrets
ILoveMyArm 15
@11 You will regret that someday, cats will soon rule the world. -cue evil laughter-
Olympiakos10 15
HOLY SHIT! You've been single for ONE WHOLE YEAR?! May God have mercy on your poor poor soul! And welcome to the single club! :D
Smoldering 15
Don't worry Op having a boyfriend only increases your stress and ties you down more. Be happy and have fun, you don't need a boyfriend it's ok. Just do your thing and be happy.
roro_superloser 13
I agree! Single life is better. Have ur fun now & then let the serious stuff come later on.