Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
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Top comments
clipse 0
YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.
arienh4 0
Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.
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Comments (131)
cherrybollosm04 0
aaaaaaaaaw thats why you dont judge edit: first.. and i know people hate this, but once you finally can do it. its nice.
ferrettamer 6
Judge what?
neal001 0
Umm did you have balls to ask a girl out instead of the other way
Luunatic 13
What is there to judge...? The phone!?
arienh4 0
Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
sometimes phones don't have caller ID's smart one.
p2p_92 0
Hello eminem
lillaurie89 2
Even if you don't have caller ID, after a second or two the telemarketer usually starts talking If that didn't happen then obviously it was someone else...?
clipse 0
YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.
oarisimo 4
exactly. try anger management
KillerCheez 2
What if he was having a bad day? simple minded people annoy me..
Sens_fan9 0
Well now you know it was your crush, so how about you ask them out? At least now you know they like you. Just tell them the truth and what happened. Oh, lol, I would also scream after 2 calls. I don't blame you. But yea, I say FYL.
amelinat 0
OH WOW, the ad for thats come up on the side of my screen is "WACKY PRANK CALLS want to prank call someone right now?" Good Job google ads.
_krystallynn_ 11
mines a state farm ad.
red_wings 0
and swearing would accomplish what? telemarketers are doing their jobs and if you yell at a pranker they just keep doing it
woahcomments 0
aw poor girl :( explain to her... maybe she'll understand? i'd be a bit freaked out though.
greenman_fml 0
have some hate/revenge sex. that will make it all better
imortal20 0
WIN
nomadxx7 0
YDI... for one their phone could be fubared. Best is to say, "I can't hear you please call back" then hang up. If they keep calling forever grab the number. Call them back and say "I'd like to talk but I can't hear you or speak up." Don't judge because it made you look like an ass.