Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
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Iknowsomestuff 9
Or that your FML has been nearly ignored because some dude's wife slept with six guys at once in college
teague95 16
both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "
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Comments (50)
teague95 16
both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "
conrad01 6
Can't it be both!?
DrDilllonReese 12
Yes. It can be both. Hence his comment. Go crawl in a corner
walmartpaysme 15
I think FML should right a book each year with that title. Fill it with the bet FML's of the year. Maybe not that exact title.
walmartpaysme 15
Dang it write*
gc327072 31
And best*
walmartpaysme 15
I fail. :/
ciumegu 6
Aww cheer up bro at least you brightened her day up.
Welshite 40
Maybe she was lonely and needed someone to talk to as well. It doesn't seem like a prank call if you had a thirty-minute conversation.
SApprentice 34
3- Agreed, she probably just drunkenly slurred, "I wanna talk to someone," while staring at the room spinning. Then, in one of the greatest drunken joys, that someone actually wanted to talk back.
walmartpaysme 15
Aw, maybe she'll call again. Maybe they will fall in love! Definitely a better love story than Twilight.
Goldenchest 14
I am to this day still searching for something that is not a better love story than Twilight...
Church_Vii 4
You should go out more and meet new people. Just try to begin a conversation with someone over coffee or if they're working somewhere, create small talk. Try to get social interaction into your life. Girls aren't that scary.
MZPONY 7
Yes, yes we are.
rattusrattus 19
Some of us carry angry bobcats.
OceanNut4 4
Girls aren't scary until you marry them
RentaName 15
Sometimes a drunk girl can be quite entertaining.
Welshite 40
Toy Story reference!
leeburns 5
Well at least you made a new friend
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I wouldnt have even answered a call at 1 in the morning.
sugarglitterkiss 4
unless of course if you were pulling an all nighter!
TrueTriage 16
Drunk prank calls are the best! They're so easy to turn to your side
Iknowsomestuff 9
Or that your FML has been nearly ignored because some dude's wife slept with six guys at once in college
SenselessPattern 12
I have noticed the lack of thumbs in general as well. Sixsomes beat drunken calls, it seems.
pabst4america 1
Hahaha ya that's pretty ****** up