veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
BadGuyLuck
United States
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
hrlz001 0
what did you say?
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Comments (117)
Superman151 4
you better have said yes.
torilovesyou 0
it didnt count!!!!!
allthatremains25 0
does that count then?
torilovesyou 0
noo it cant count.
Truth_Nazi 0
The only Time i've ever been asked out was on a dare from a bunch of girls, I happily said no.
lakaiskate 12
She probably would have broken up with you shortly after if it was a dare.
Figgy345 0
That happened to my friend. He was depressed for 2 weeks...
blondie1208 17
and I bet the person that prankcalled you has never been asked out either.
Ga080795 0
that's exactly what I was gunna say!
Iluvfmls95 0
lol. aww
JPEG7 12
"hey, what you wearing?" "hi! I'm (insert name here)! :)" ".... wanna go out?..." "................ well, sure! :D" -dial tone-
SneakherHead 5
Give me your phone number
dippam 0
awww atleast u gr tht assume ur lucky n beter thn me
hilariexcore 0
That's probably because no one can understand what you're saying.
sblhaine 0
better than not at all...