Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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emz89 0
that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed
enonymous 9
Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong
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Comments (265)
emz89 0
that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed
alpinestarsss 0
?? I'm confused, don't all women have penises?
shannonreneee 11
Women technically do have a penis, it's the clitoras.
alpinestarsss 0
No kidding.
alpinestarsss 0
Mines bigger :P
Ferretface 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#22 - I really hope you're kidding.
michiganguy18 0
was she for real
ShyAnn29 15
the ******** responds kind of like a penis does so 22 is right!
dolphincheddar 10
36. during the stages in the womb, all babies begin female. which is why men have nipples. once it goes into the male stage the ovaries drop through the ****** to become testicles. the place where the ******** is eventually grows out to be in the bottom portion of the penis tip. so actually, technically all of us men have dick clits. :P
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
22 technically all guys are gay cuz when they eat a girl out the suck a penis :'(
scarletdragonfly 5
48 - clitterdicks. ;D
Badshah 0
yah but men dont have vaginas
dolphincheddar 10
how creative! also dickoris. although they both sound profoundly stupid and the thought. of me having this.. thing is disturbing :/
ItCldBeWorse 1
Looks like a lot of people didn't pay attention in Sex Ed. considering all of these comments.
Alycidon 1
Badshah, ever heard of Buck Angel?
davizv 0
^48 u have scarred me with ur knowledge
thelawmak3r 0
**** you
Termites 15
Wow! Based off of all these male's comments, NONE of you get layed or you would have played with a clit long enough to realize that it behaves like a little penis... Sad.. I'm glad i get laid on a daily basis. Turtle power!
iEatGuppies 0
*facepalm*
BVBxXxARMY 5
shane Dawson!
pertained 12
Erm, 89, you do know there are more fulfilling things to do in life? Sex is one thing, sure, but its not everything.
jayfish7 0
89 - you win the award for the douchiest comment I've ever read on this website.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
damn #89 youre so lucky please teach us all your ways!!!
GunnarG9 0
18-I hope you're kidding, cause if your not, you have problems.
ygdrassil 17
Sure she's a woman?
zarii 0
winnnn!!!!
a_nutritionist 10
@45 & 48 by that logic we are all chimpanzees. oh and all faeces are food. that explains why we throw our shit around right? since we are all chimpanzees...oh my bad, having a common precursor isnt the same thing as being identical. so yeah...women dont technically have penises. i dont think you people know what the word technically really means...
yohooooooo 5
obviously the teacher is a hermy.. duhhh!
Slipknot666Maggo 0
I am putting this FML in my faves, solely to read your comments. xD
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Gtfo 89. Trolling manwhore
a_nutritionist 10
naw alan, dont be like that, its far more likely hes a recent ex virgin. he just got himself a girlfriend weak minded enough to let him near her and he now thinks cos hes had sex a couple of times that hes an expert on women. give it 3 weeks and i bet hes an expert on unplanned pregnancy, chlamydia and statutory rape laws too.
devwre 0
epic picture!!!! ^^
ImMeDealWithIt 3
haha I know right haha
KittyCatsDance 3
Shes obviously trying to tell the class her "personal" problems
lilfreckle7 7
:-)
GhostDuck 30
Every time I come across this FML and read your comment, I facepalm. Really? You seem a bit dense to be operating a computer right now...
loverrbugg 9
22 - Just because it may behave like a penis, that does not make the ******** a penis. And please, if you're going to try and show off your knowledge of human anatomy, at least spell "********" correctly....
PDSot 21
in the womb, everyone starts out female the ******** is just an underdeveloped penis when the y chromosome is introduced, the ******** grows into a penis
marijuanasmoker4 3
Maybe the teacher was just checking if you were paying attention?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
She could've just mixed up her words too, it's not like she could genuinely think a woman has a penis
sensoon15 7
or maybe the teachers just special and has a penis.
dolphincheddar 10
or maybe she's an alien trying to infiltrate and corrupt the Human race for an invasion in 2012. watch out for those damn extraterrestrials
mattmadden 0
OP's teacher is a hermaphrodite!
heyy17 10
dude your so lucky! I wish Justin bieber taught me sex ed.
benjimm1 0
^finally. a chick that gets it
notsocrazee 0
the real failiure here is that she had to put FEMALE in front of ****** MALE in front of penis. because i have yet to see the illusive and quite rare male ******.
poppyseed420 9
I have unfortunatly, it's a very scary sight let me tell you
sciopod 0
Buck Angel. That is all.
sanjm3 0
u kl
Slipknot666Maggo 0
105- ....
abdinoor 0
first!
neoncupcakez 0
no your third :)
knights95 9
9-wrong comment :)
griffindragon97 3
umm? brainfart? somethings not right
EatnBeef 7
no the teacher is right. I think... am I the only man that has a ******?!
redshortsx 0
that's effing hilarious. major fail on the teachers part but not an FML. go post this on MLIA
enonymous 9
Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong
grantyboi 0
That makes two of us...
EamNim 0
That makes three of us.
chaps93 6
that makes four of us... just kidding. I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it
dolphincheddar 10
at least your honest. most people lie about it
enonymous 9
It's the Internet everyone tells the truth on the Internet.
OceanProtection 0
lol.. this is why incest is no bueno!
hahahayeahright 5
Lol if everyone were honest on the internet then there would be no trolling goin on! And that would make the internet that much less funny:P
skyttlz 32
According to OP's teacher, I am a male.
FurryPride 9
The truth and Internet are never to be used in the same sentence unless it's in a negative way just go on 4chan **shivers** that's how I found out what a furry is.
Suddenly 0
Still Counts
RavenRiley007 4
uhuh and once the female ejaculates and fertilizes the male egg...a fetus is formed in his left ********...
MrHughJass 0
win^
hjanelle14 2
lol
shaubygal 11
makes you wonder... does this teacher have a penis and does her husband have a ******...
dragonstrike94 8
212- God that would suck
DudeImBetter 0
maybe that's the way it works in his/her household?
irishman1733 0
what happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok. haha the hangover part two rocked!
bfflrhea 0
your cute.(:
HunterDanielle 3
so..my mom lied to me?
bobsonanna 4
LMAO and the female ******** enters the male ******? :DDD Please...
fthku 13
That doesn't seem the case. She said the "female penis stiffens to enter the male's ******". Seems to me she just mixed up the words. Do make sure you don't come out like an idiot yourself before calling others idiots.
cruforlife 5
Bahaha 165 the whole time I was reading this I was thinking of the hangover:p
mkelly159 7
I finally understand life thank you so much teacher now I know I'm a girl and the thing I have is called a ****** I was so confused
KingGeorgeGal 12
Have fun d;
triggerit 5
demon I was totally wrong all my sex life...