Today, my boss told me that we're having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added, "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, our company was being visited by one of our biggest clients, a rich Japanese businessman. My boss wanted to honour him by welcoming him while wearing a kimono in the reception area of our building. The client was in a suit and tie, and I don't think he'll be back. FML
Today, my boss selected me to be the company representative at an important meeting in Portland with one of our biggest clients. I was thrilled, until I realized he hadn't said anything about my plane ticket or hotel reservation. He later told me that I'll need to acquire those things myself. FML
Today, I sent a text to my boss saying, "Looking forward to our meeting tomorrow." Autocorrect changed it to, "Looking forward to our mating tomorrow." My boss replied with, "I think you meant meeting. Let's keep it professional shall we." FML
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
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Top comments
dreamofme 0
Well, If he doesn't believe you dress to par but still keeps you on, you should take it as a compliment because you must be hella good at your job.
Pinaymix 0
Eh you can change what you wear to work, not that big of a FML.
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Comments (16)
dreamofme 0
Well, If he doesn't believe you dress to par but still keeps you on, you should take it as a compliment because you must be hella good at your job.
teotsi 28
Damn, this is one of the oldest posts, and only has 14 comments...
Ariane89 0
Dude, my boss has said that to me too, mean while she walks in looking ike Mimi from the Drew Carry show. What a world.
cbroxs17 0
i thought you were going to say Mimi from RENT (RENT is a musical, Mimi is a HIV positive, drug addicted stripper)
Sandyshooter 0
lol
MelKel 0
I used to wear my hair up and really messy at work because I'm lazy, and my boss called us all in for a meeting about things we need to improve on, then, since we're all girls, she said "I know it takes a long time to do our hair in the morning but please try to show that you didn't just wake up"..she was looking right at me.
Moooooo_fml 0
what a bitch loll
AlexGPk 0
Liz Lemon!
Pinaymix 0
Eh you can change what you wear to work, not that big of a FML.
ZeroMan42 0
He was trying to give you a pointer. Maybe the company was negotiating a deal with a very conservative company.
tigerkyle92 0
Story of my life
ahti546 11
He wants you to make a good impression what's the big deal?
XxIVIODZxX 6
fk your boss.