veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
BadGuyLuck
United States
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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MrFlintstone 5
pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF
hrlz001 0
what did you say?
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Comments (117)
Consequences 0
People post crap here where their lives have been destroyed, and you have the gall to compare THAT to their stories? Your life is ****ed because you haven't had a date yet? This is the crap you get when users are the ones approving ****, it needs dedicated moderators who know the difference in ****edness between a family member dying and a broad not having a date yet.
danny_x3dgr 0
I know how that feels like =( ...
christiecakes 0
I think they were trying to catch you to beat you up. think!
mr_freak 1
was my best friend who ask you. I'm sorry
xohsosickx 0
dude I'm so sorry. don't worry though, I've never been asked out before either.
bartspan 0
damn u must be ugly!!!
j_cat187 20
I've asked people out I just met. so funny how much they blush
Raebae1120 1
How old are youu ? & Did you say Yes ? O.o
Bl3ndedT 3
I just peed on myself
hateevryone 15
poor thing, you first time being asked out by a prank call.