Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
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Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
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Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
Aww, that's cold.
Cad6 24
#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.
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Comments (73)
muurph 4
Wait..how does whistling and coughing sound alike?
Cad6 24
It doesn't. When someone has a cold, they cough, and wheeze, and the wheezing part probably explains the whistling.
redbluegreen 41
OP is probably congested and is breathing through their nose, creating a whistling sound.
muurph 4
I was being sarcastic.
DracoSpirita 21
It's called your nose gets stuffed up and it makes a whistling sound when you breathe out, dumbass.
Cad6 24
#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.
Jirekianu2 19
Sure, it was "sarcasm". Not the fact you made yourself look foolish and are trying to cover your stupidity
MrSassypants 34
From know on when people try to cover up stupidity with sarcasm we are now going to call it "muurphing".
emmagillespie24 11
They don't, but when your nose is stuffed up, it makes a whistling noise when you breathe.
LMFAOallthetime 8
You guys are getting pretty pissed just because he made a stupid comment!
WOGBRO 6
10- no need to be mean.
alliebaba7 8
Wow that stinks.
Aeroxx1337 17
There's a pun in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.
domking1315 20
Thanks for pointing that out
2oc 5
At least OP won't be able to smell it.
thatfrenchguy 8
A cold isn't too bad. I'm sure it'd stink more if he had diarrhea or something
Cad6 24
Aww, that's cold.
krawrz4u 0
I see what you did there
hotPinklipstick 24
I'm sure we all did.
pslcdsl 9
PUN CITY!!!!!! (sorry, I just had to do that)
nate2790 0
Nice 30 FML's
Shelta957 13
You should've stayed home sick, if your cold is causing that much of a disturbance
glittercookies 12
Not on a review day
berichsoon 11
Damn, See what happens when you try to be a good student and go to class even when you have a cold
honeybuncher 3
Looks like you were given the cold shoulder *pun fail*
efrainelboricua 12
This photo makes me wanna vomit
KoolKat369 5
YOUR picture makes me wanna vomit.
ThecomingofTan 9
They're just in denial, honeybuncher. Your ass will always be irresistible to me.
_Oblivion_ 12
IT BURNS AHHHHHHHH
CryMoreFMLs 15
I must avenge my eyes... With your death! *sharpens knife blindly*
rpc3029 0
What the **** is wit your pic
wlddog 14
I guess even schools can't teach some people. You would think teachers would be smart. They are always there so wouldn't they be able to thing a little? Guessing the answer is no.
wlddog 14
*Think*
japtch 15
I read it 4 times. I still have no idea what the hell you're trying to say.
moosemonkey1000 6
What?
sadistmonkey 19
edit: Nevermind, it was already said.
Llama_Face89 34
He's saying that they've been to school to become a college professor, you'd think they'd be able to recognize symptoms of the common cold.
HighGTurn 12
YDI for not standing up for yourself and explaining that you had a cold.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold." Glad i could help with your failing reading comprehention.
xk75 4
The op's in (community) college. No one needs to "give" him or her a chance to explain, she's old enough to simply explain herself without waiting for permission to speak. What did they do, gag her?
HighGTurn 12
It doesn't take much to just say "Sorry I have a cold"
ManUrLifeSucks 1
Fyl for not being able to read
tennisrapper1 14
Well, at least it's JUST a review lecture. I'm not saying its okay to miss those, but you're not missing out on new material. Just trying to look on the bright side! ;)
micahsmommy 13
The song is "Whistle while you work" not "Whistle while you learn".