Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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Top comments
bloopaloop 27
Ask yourself what’s more likely: that it’s a scam, or that someone is actually asking you out?
mcsmee 8
Make him meet you at a local restaurant for the first date.
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Comments (3)
bloopaloop 27
Ask yourself what’s more likely: that it’s a scam, or that someone is actually asking you out?
mcsmee 8
Make him meet you at a local restaurant for the first date.
Levi Henson 2
Go for 6 years you'll get use to it 😅