Unsatisfied
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
theproblemboblem
🌶️ Spicy
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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Comments (166)
sstslayer 3
I have 3 words for you. World of Warcraft
hasty_D 0
LOL, might be. =P
Havin 19
LMAOOO
iwantaponcho 0
GAY.
jessica4456 0
lol damn
MissBrandiLeigh 0
He's not the only one. My ex was exactly the same! I used to have to practically rape him. I feel your pain!
metal_for_life70 0
damn that sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
MetalCraze 11
I doubt He hates sex.maybe he hates it with you because your unappealing in some way? or maybe your just bad at it? Maybe you nag him to much and he can't stand to touch you cause your too bitchy.
withered 30
Calm down a bit. Your bitterness is showing.
kippyzelst 0
fag
whathefrick 0
Mine wont do me, either. and im like actually super pretty. Not to be vain. :) he just has morals, so your boyfriend probably does too. Don't worry, get in his head. He'll give in to you in no time.
bugmenotmofo 34
I'm one of those males who hates sex... the issue is self control. I hate the thought that I'm a slave to my body; I hate how if you try not to have sex, the fight between urges and your own resolve is a close battle. I don't know if I'm explaining this right. It's like part of your body is mutinous against your mind; imagine you have 'alien hand syndrome'... It's frustrating to have weak will power, a weak mind; to be so divided in mentality and unsure of yourself. If you can't resist sexual desires, what else might you not be able to resist? That's scary... and dangerous. So, if he thinks like this, you are not the issue; the issue is he's trying to not be weak in his own eyes. He needs to realize that not everyone thinks like this, however, and that you need attention (which, he might reason, is just the mutiny finding an excuse to have sex).
frankNchunks 4
he probably like sex with men