Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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Comments (166)
Vicky0122 0
I guess he doesn't love you or he is impotent.
quiturbitchin 0
I think you guys are overlooking the obvious which is that he may be in fact asexual. "In one British survey, of the 18,876 people contacted, 1 percent were reportedly asexual, having 'never felt sexually attracted to anyone at all' (Bogaert, 2004)."
kennakatherine 0
Thank you! I was thinking that the whole time I was reading these comments..
d3monc 0
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Definatley going to agree, fake. If it is not fake he hates it with you, your fat.. Suicide is the best solution.
LEPOfficer 0
:(
Havin 19
LOSER. I agree with madsgrace.
Igor_g5 0
I love sex. get in touch with me I give you good sex
ykthechild 0
With grammar like that I wouldn't want to be anywhere near you.
Zombiegore420 0
Hahahaha, in Soviet Russia, I give you good sex.
Yeyo_23 0
I can fill in
oldwiseguy 0
Asexuals are real, both men and women. And yes there is more to a relationship than sex but a person with a normal sex drive would be in a living hell with such a person.
dudeitsdanny 10
Thank you for being the first intelligent person to post here. Apparently having a penis means we must have some weird secret or disease if we don't love sex. But if a woman hates sex, that's okay. She's a woman. F society. FYL, OP. Just find someone who likes it. Sex isn't everything, but if he feels that way, chances are it won't change.
Igor_g5 0
I'm the best at eating pussy. good with other stuff too.
ynp092883 0
He has had some bad experiences. You just have to slowly work up to that point to reassure him it will be fun with you
elparto 0
you see, it's not that he doesn't like sex...he just doesn't like it with you. let's face it, even for a guy, bad sex is still lame.
soccer4ever7 0
thats impossible im pretty sure its because he doesnt want to have it with you