Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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Comments (166)
kotabones 0
Um no as a male I agree and more than likely she wants it 24/7 and complains all the time. Some men are busy and have priorities that are above sex. That sucks for you and if it's that much of a problem be with someone else. I personally care more about finishing college and keeping my job than frivolous sex.
tim732 7
WTF is he gay
lilykit_fml 10
mine is the same way
meghanlbruno 4
He's not the only one. My boyfriend doesn't either -_-
Zombiegore420 0
Are you sure it's not you? Like no affence, maybe you're just not doing it for him.
aquaman95 7
you are crap or he is gay
felskieee 6
My boyfriend hates sex too
elizabeth713 8
Oh my god! You must be dating my ex!!!
Miooow 16
Is it bad if I say I like ur bf?
katdaiken 16
Well that does sound Canadian...