Unsatisfied
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
theproblemboblem
🌶️ Spicy
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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Comments (166)
tatatutu 1
I think I dated him...
DubbersAnonymous 0
Not true. I dated a Guy like that. He didn't hate it for long...... XP
33whitten 3
...If a man likes sex he's a bad person, if he doesn't he doesn't love you...we can't win guys
pizzaisyummy 0
Well u must b bad
corleon198425 22
Damn
Juicy2011 0
Does he drive a prius? Jeff dunham fans will get it. ;)
sdroze1389 31
now you just need to find one who isn't brain dead
hellbell1130 0
No mine is the same way don't feel alone
zoe768532 1
I bet he's not good at it that's wy he hates it.
nado13579 12
Maybe it's not you and he just simply didn't enjoy sex even before he met you?
lexilust 9
Is his name Cameron George.. Or know as "Seth" my ex was the same lol