Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for exchanging numbers with someone at a McDonald's... what else would you expect?
fxdxhk90 0
Epic win for that guy. Woman always claim to want honesty out of a man, well he was just being honest, quit bitching.
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Comments (187)
d00shfag5150 0
Nice guy.
humorizer 14
What I'm wondering is why it's ok to compliment a male on his body; but not for a male to compliment a female's body? Also, I'm laying a preemtive "go suck it" fragmentation mine to anyone who buries this post or says "way to reply to the first comment".
TheLetterZero 7
way to reply to the first comment Someone had to do it.
Dante167 0
Haha yea that's a good point #134. And OP: Who gives a shit, the dude was being honest at least.
penelope_fml 2
I agree, why, why is there a difference?
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
sometimes its unfair that way but i think this time it was WHERE he was looking and complementing, if he said nice hair she probably wouldn't have posted this, i think that she posted this because the guy was being just a liiiiiitle bit of a perv.
jason2468 0
I'm straight but just to piss peopl off "way to reply to the first comment"
windfuelsfire 10
lol
Macromartyr 3
It's not the same type of compliment. Think apples to apples. She didn't say "I like your package, call me". besides, those windows are ALWAYS looking down on you :P
plott123 0
second! and yeah jerk.
SP63_fml 0
Do you get an erection by being second? Because I see no other reason for proclaiming it to the world. And @OP Romance will not be found at a mcdonalds.
baby_love 0
were u expecting prince charming at the mcdonalds drive through? why do you think he wanted your number in the first place
MrGlad 0
Today, I have a nice rack and guys are attracted to me. FML
genius_man16 1
Agree with 103 (hey that rhymes) Who gives a ****? He gave you his number, it's not like you HAVE to call him if you think he's a creep or something. Jesus. and as #134 said there is a HUGE double standard when it comes to compliments.
freedoggy77 0
lol that guy knows whats good in life and #2, fail
brrrx 0
Um, not such a big deal...take it as a compliment. Would you rather he said he prefered women with no rack or something?
Finnboghi 0
Indeed. He was paying you a compliment. This isn't an FML at all.
inerdablanket 4
I think the FML here is that she was exchanging numbers with a guy at mcdonalds.
fucklifeee 0
Obviously, to a guy, it's a compliment. But girls want more than, "you have a nick rack."
lizzzie_fml 0
I'm pretty sure that if I go to a guy and tell him 'nice rack' he aint gunna be too impressed either.
FPsLife 5
#92 Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
mattmag 0
Exactly! You're upset that you have a nice rack? Do you know how many girls would kill for that?
kewlcat 0
a nice smile isnt in a sexual way though.
uranace 0
win
sayyestothedress 24
#4 what does rack mean?
grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for exchanging numbers with someone at a McDonald's... what else would you expect?
Kylewillger 1
VVVV Win
bananapancake_fml 0
LOL!! i agree
extrahoang 0
A cheeseburger and some fries?
bluevayero 42
i would put my money on "being fat/lazy and testeless"
caleb_9756 14
Who knows, OP could be very young (like in high school) and the guy working at McDonalds could just be a guy her age that was just trying to make some extra money in high school (like that kind of job was meant for)
fxdxhk90 0
Epic win for that guy. Woman always claim to want honesty out of a man, well he was just being honest, quit bitching.
metheonlyb 17
haha epic win!!
affa99 0
At least he was honest!
I_am_stupid_also 6
Because you can tell who a person really is so much better by looking at their lips instead of their boobs.
flex_able 0
agree
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Yooou win SOMA. I like your argument.
Peroxide 3
woh, that is some deep shit man this is the internet, either insult the bitch or post a naked pic of yourself
ChasinParkedCars 0
Yeah, #18 FTW for sure. People are fucktards sometimes. OP, get over yourself. If you want this to stop either.. 1. Get a breast reducion or 2. Wear clothes that hide the girls. You're a ******* hypocrite.
MSJ91 1
the double standards are getting annoying
zoolander951 0
#59 FTW
kitkatkelly 0
@89: There was no mention of what she was wearing, or her bra size. Don't be ignorant.
Alphonsuuuu 0
You know, people have been overusing the word 'ignorant' lately. It bugs the crap out of me. The only way to become knowledgable about OP's dress sense, potential bitchiness and suchwhat would be to stalk her. "Stop being ignorant" is so non-applicable. Gah.
wbrycem 0
Wow, you know you're a winner at life when you're exchanging numbers with the guy in the MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU
FreshAsCrap 0
hahahaha agreed
LordOfTheHobos 0
I agree with #10
xDancer101x 0
I don't