Today, my sister announced she’s pregnant with my husband’s baby. The worst part? It was a plot for revenge against me. She lied about being on birth control to baby trap him. The crime? Me beating her at our high school beauty pageant. Ten years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, six years after I gave up my newborn to my sister to raise, I finally told him I’m his real mom. In response, my sister took out a restraining order against me and blocked all forms of contact. The entire family has sided with her. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé cheated on me with my sister, because she got pregnant and dropped out of school. I don't know whose betrayal is worse. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, the colleague who I’ve been secretly fucking told me she was pregnant. She’d lied about being on birth control. She’s mad at me because I told her to get rid of it and is giving me the silent treatment. You know who else is gonna be mad? My wife. FML
Today, my husband and my sister have never gotten along, always slinging insults, getting in screaming matches, even getting in physical fights on two occasions. Well apparently it’s all been one massive act to cover up the fact they’ve been fucking behind my back for 7 years. FML
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thatslifeiguess7 16
Step one get a divorce. Step two move far away from these people
Bhrugu 9
Oh that's ****** up on both your sister's and your husband's part. just leave him and go he doesn't deserve you
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Comments (13)
cuz803 46
What the Hell? Just...wow
juggalo2 22
So he just meant to F your sister, but not to knock her up. I guess it would be easier to move past without the living, breathing, speaking evidence of past misdeeds.
Bhrugu 9
Oh that's ****** up on both your sister's and your husband's part. just leave him and go he doesn't deserve you
thatslifeiguess7 16
Step one get a divorce. Step two move far away from these people
lateralligator 12
time to go no contact
Reggie89 2
Get a good lawyer and take everything you can from him
Yummi_913 18
The worst part is she's probably the kind of person to behave this way towards her own children too. For the baby's sake I hope it's a boy. It's unfortunately already got a psycho for a mom.
DanielleinDC 34
This is one case where I hope for a miscarriage.
peterblackmer91 12
You sound as though you only blame your sister. What about your husband???
DanielleinDC 34
Your husband and your sister are both terrible people. Divorce him, and go NC with her.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your husband is also at fault for banging your sister, birth control or not. Get divorced ASAP. I'd cut them both out of your life. You don't need that kind of poison.