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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

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I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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Haha it would be the Brits who **** themselves

I had the same problem, turns out hes gay

i like sex. ;)

sex is hott and sexy

Me thinks it's you he really hates

i think sex is important, obv. personality is more important... im sure he'll come round ;)

Maybe... just maybe..you're a nymphomaniac!

Wow that's not possible... Unless his G@y

he doesn't hate sex. he just hates having sex with you.

My boyfriend and I have incredible sex. He agrees. But for some reason, I have a WAY higher sex drive. I feel your pain.