Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
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distortedcognition 17
Didn’t you also say your boyfriend is only staying with you because you’re getting him a signed poster for xmas? I say run. Run fast, run hard
ohsnapword 21
Plot twist. The roommate is a 300lb hairy dude. Some people are into that sort of thing. Who am I to judge?
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ohsnapword 21
Plot twist. The roommate is a 300lb hairy dude. Some people are into that sort of thing. Who am I to judge?
distortedcognition 17
Didn’t you also say your boyfriend is only staying with you because you’re getting him a signed poster for xmas? I say run. Run fast, run hard
Leviathene 34
Same username. This is concerning.
alycion 39
There had to be signs before these incidents. He’s either using her or trying to get her to leave so he can be the victim. Manipulation at its finest in the dating world.
manb91uk 22
That's probably why he has his mental masturbation material... Honey, burn that ******* poster in front of him and send the prick packing. You deserve better.
LennyComa 39
Sometimes guys will think of other girls when having sex or masturbating. Doesn't mean that we don't love our partners or anything just a thing that happens from time to time....Maybe both of you could try new things to spice up the sex life (light bondage, dress up, stuff like that)
123Puppy 33
It's not okay to lust after someone else when you're in a relationship. You are supposed to focus on that person only. That is what everyone deserves.
Levi2411 41
The fact that this is downvoted is messed up... loyalty and loving your partner so much that you don't lust over other people--ever-- should be more understood and normal than it is. I feel like most people don't consider it "normal" to only want, love, and lust after one person. Which is sad.
nonameDE 11
Obviously, by the downlikes, the masses don’t understand this.. poor..
RichardPencil 32
How did you find that out? He’s just got to learn to keep shit like that to himself!
chosha_fml 27
Him doing that is not great. But him telling you that is ******* unacceptable.
Itsbeenalong 5
OP YDI how much are you going to put up with from this guy before you ditch him. I'm surprised he's still your current boyf after telling you he's only with you so he can get his Christmas present. On the other hand..... doesn't matter had sex!
rustybucket 24
Same guy that’s only staying with you because of the signed poster? GTFO of this relationship, girl! You deserve someone who will treat you way better than this asshole.
ojosRojos 28
I’ve been with my husband for over 11 years and I’ve never once pictured someone else. You deserve better. Dump the jerk!
97mailo 17
First women ask for communication and honesty, and when they get it they get upset. Second men are program to just reproduce I’m sure every man out there has imagined someone else at one point or another. Finally, just because you imagine somebody else doesn’t mean your going to cheat, sometimes the experience is better if you fantasize about someone you know you will never have.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Is your roommate a dude?