Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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Comments (166)
xamcavip 0
GAY
justperfect13 0
I know exactly what you mean... my bf just doesn't care. It's terrible and I'm desperate nearly all the time.
totli 0
i call gay
skashley 0
bummerrrrr
RedInThaHead 0
maybe he just hates having sex with you...sry or he's gay... same difference
lifesabummer 0
he is gay or he has a small dick like so tiny a ant says dam wheres that littel shit go
balldega 0
sry to tell you he's not a man
ninja_9881 0
sex is good if he wont hav sex with u i will ;D
Meel_fml 2
ur dating a jonas brother ?
xprincessxx 0
for all the people who said this is fake and such it's not. and it's not that he doesn't like it with me it's his sex drive isn't as high so f*** you all