Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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Comments (166)
miirtz 2
Been there, done that!
madgrinchhatter 12
Is this Amy Farrafowler?
mullisupreme 16
mine is the same
nkboggan 8
is his name Sheldon Cooper? XD
carabara09 11
if it makes you feel better, my guy refuses to do anything that might give me some pleasure.
SilverWarrior 7
YDI for thinking he's the only one who hates sex. A sexuality is a thing and doesn't mean he doesn't want a relationship, it just means he doesn't want the relationship to be sexual, just purely romantic/emotional.
worldclassrager 41
I think he may be a bit self concous...otherwise that's unheard off...it looks like you might have to pleasure yourself for a bit...
Onyx3288 22
Ever think that maybe he's gay?
_awwhellnaw_ 45
or maybe he's asexual?
supersquirel500 10
does no one wait for their futer husband/wife these days?
TLNEW 8
Oh my god. I've heard story's about that.. Poor you! Do a lapdance for him! If he still doesn't want sex.. Then you maybe should consider to break it up. Sex is a important thing in a relationship. It makes you love each other more!
withered 30
I wouldn't "push it" any further. If he doesn't want it, ********** or talk about maybe having an open relationship if it bothers you so much. I don't think I could have further tried having sex after someone established they don't want/like it. I'd feel like a rapist piece of shit. I can only imagine how bad sex would be if I had it with someone that doesn't like it.