Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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Top comments
JackWood 21
That's not a bf that's just a space keeper.
Hangryko 32
Tell him how you feel about it. If he won't change, get help, or this is a deal breaker for you, break up with him.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Use that naughty outfit to make some amateur **** with some other dude(s). Then, make sure your boyfriend sees it so he can jerk off to you. And you'll live happily ever after. I love happy endings.
Maddy Bee 12
I'd rather jerk off to **** than touch my bf. some people are just like that.
Nix188 13
incorporate both into your lives
Hangryko 32
Tell him how you feel about it. If he won't change, get help, or this is a deal breaker for you, break up with him.
Sonotsuave 37
This here is solid advice
JackWood 21
That's not a bf that's just a space keeper.