Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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baby_gurl2405 0
send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P
perdix 31
Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!
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Comments (56)
smurfer 0
this can't be true
roflmaonade 2
a naked picture is so hard to come by; especially when it's of yourself. after you take a picture of yourself naked you have to wait 75 years to take another one - it makes total sense that he asked his ex-gf for that rare picture.
borabora1991 0
I texted someone once.
GabinoFlo 0
#30 FAIL you are not funny
lickmyjock 0
Don't do it. Seriously. Unless you're hot, then go for it. FIRST!
sharon_ellj 0
Fail...
thatguy1103 0
That's the double truth Ruth.
wazdog 4
Woman, send him a naked picture of yourself and see if he takes you back.
SadinSherman 16
What makes you think she wants him back
chloe2114 4
Erm it says 'who I've trying to get back together with' you douche.
baby_gurl2405 0
send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P
dex_ter 0
so what? just send it if u've got 1. ... ur ex need to get laid too :D
Rayn4u_fml 0
What a subtle way to let you know he’s still into you, since I can only assume his mobile possesses a camera too, with which he can take a new picture. Silly cries for attention from exes almost make you feel sorry for them ^^ P.S.: There is no new crush. Maybe a rebound. Feel sorry for her too.
Starfire22 5
Or it could be that her ex gained some weight and wants to show his new crush a old picture when he had a nice body...
Tequilamockngbrd 7
I guess sending a naked picture to someone who doesn't want it could be a form of sexual harassment, but I'm not sure. The person can choose whether or not they view the picture, so... Still, we don't know enough. Maybe the new crush asked for the picture. There wouldn't be anything wrong with the situation then (other than the fact that he's sending a naked picture, which is a little silly).
astory 0
Put it on FB
perdix 31
Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!
cherylface 13
Love it!
immastarr 0
say ok and then send him a pic of ur dogs ass.
RavenXRampage 1
win.
catkat1988 17
Or just give him the picture and let him carry out his plan. Honestly, not many girls are impressed by a guy who has a crush on them sending a naked picture. There are certainly more romatic ways to express your interest in a girl. Unless of course your ex is stupid enough to try to make you look at naked pictures of him again because he wants you to realise you're jealous. Regardless, I'd say you should give him the picture and let him ruin his chances with this new girl (not that I doubt your ex looks good naked, but no matter what it's just not the way a girl wants to be approached).
blufindr 0
Pretty much. I personally think this guy isn't worth getting back with anyway.
Peroxide 3
Nothing like sending a naked picture of yourself to your crush. It says "i like you, here are my balls"