Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Sexless in Seattle
Today, it's become clear I might have married the only man on the planet who doesn't care about sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Top comments
mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
Ferdinard 0
then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"
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cris262 0
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He's not the only guy that hates sex, brandon laughlin does too. But then again, he's bipolar. Its not you hunny, its him. And he hates more than just sex, he prolly hates himself.
Reality_bites 14
Im going to agree with Afrikaaner.
I_used_2_luv_her 0
Are you sure it's not just sex with you?
thatonegirl446 0
it's real. Sadly my boyfriend is the same way and it drives me insane cuz he's perfect in every other way.
v1kt4r 13
your gaydar is on the fritz. thats your gay best friend PAY ATTENTION!!!!!
monster_tamer 11
I wonder why that happens? I'd think hormones and libido would make sex enjoyable... Of course, some people just aren't into sex, for many reasons. Self-image, previous bad experiences... I don't know. It could just be apprehension. =|
mawoo_fml 0
I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice
ImTheUser 0
LOL!!!
perdix 31
Put him in the Friend Zone and go find someone to pound your pussy. It's not that hard (or did you say that to him to make him hate sex?)
gkings18 1
dirty bit
Branflakes16 0
not possible.....
BK553 0
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I bet You're fat.
Felendris 0
I bet you used an extra capital letter.
iplaylax 0
i bet this is a win
iheartjustinsane 0
There's more to relationships than just sex, ya know...
meghanlbruno 4
Still nice to be with someone who doesn't hate sex ..
silbern 0
you are either extremly ugly or your bf is a alien because I don't see any reason why a guy wouldn't want to have sex. he could have a STD that you don't know about. he may be trying to save you.
withered 30
Not every male acts like he is a dog in heat and is desperate for sex all the time.