Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Bitch stole my look.
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for choosing "Mousy Brown 173". If you had gone for "Katy Perry Blue 511", this would never have happened. I hope you've learned something from this.
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Comments (58)
TJhudson181 12
That's ought to cause some drama...
boxbrandon11 20
Muscle spasm
ghirahim 5
Well I thought it was funny
buckdharma 38
Maybe you're to nice and easy.
melbournearsenal 18
How does that comment even apply in this situation ?
buckdharma 38
Product reference
Codezlol 21
Yes, it's a product reference, but the question still stands: how does it even remotely apply to this Fml lol.
SaturnV 25
Seriously? Nice and Easy is a hair color product. Google also could have told you that.
Codezlol 21
Exactly- I get the hair color part. What I don't understand is is how "nice and easy" makes sense relating to this Fml?
BeforeItWasCool 12
It's like explaining something to a small child who doesn't speak English very well. The FML relates to hair, the comment was a hair product reference. Hair products are used on hair. Again, the FML is relating to hair. It's all connected!
FizzyApple 3
I got it immediately.
lolmigosh 15
Or you guys could be like twins!
Pandacupcakelove 26
The only thing worse than being a teacher's pet is being a teacher's twin :o
icadragoon 11
Try dying it another color in a month, gray would work well, your drama teacher wouldn't copy that.
maddygirl820 10
Gray?
Vimy 6
Suggesting that grey would only make her teacher look older, which is assumed as undesirable.
oj101 33
Bitch stole my look.
I_Hug_Cats 26
I say they fight it out to the death. winner gets to keep the look.
liv_graham 7
Joan?
Pleonasm 36
12- I agree, the fight could easily resolve the issue. OP would go Super Saiyan and voila, hair colors are no longer matching.
greenie213 23
Bitch, you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.
Pleonasm 36
I ain't saiyan' nothin' 'bout yo' swagga! Do not make me ka-karote kick you!
sens3sfailing 25
Hold on, I'm gonna hit you with a spirit bomb. Just wait for like 5 hours and stand still so I can hit you like a super bad ass!
hihome 7
You can still be confident as long as you dont let those people get to you.
ambitiousnygrl 17
Agreed! People can only bring you down if you let them. It's hard, but try your best to ignore them and walk through your school proud with your newly dyed hair!
Maraudera 6
If you both got it done on the weekend how would you have seen her to copy her?
LouisianaBob 9
Most important question of all.
pradip 26
Next time dye your hair with multiple colors, it can't be copied.
4ugu4 7
You seem to be getting buried in every FML.
yabbadabbadooyah 12
And his comments aren't THAT bad, it's not like they're hilarious or amusing but they make sense, and he does have a point
ICastillo 25
How do you know your drama teacher didn't watch you through your window and copy you? Im just saying that's a little weird to get it the same exact color.
RedPillSucks 33
Straight out of the box. It's probably not hard to duplicate.
chocolateisyum 12
That's odd. But if you both got it done on the weekend, how could you have copied her? Just play it off as the teacher copying you!