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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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skizza_fml 3
don't worry op it's just a small matter I'm sure you'll work it out
rjkilledu 0
lol I'm thirteen and mine is 5.5 inches while o have a boner!
Sadieladean 0
as sever people have said already, NOBODY CARES!! that's not something you share with people on a random website/app
jupiter80 0
229- so true and 92 get a life and go find a website that actually cares
baileybug93 0
When I was 13, I didn't even know what a boner was. Now, go study and get smart.
scarred_foreva 40
Congratulations ?
MyChemical_fml 0
Manswers said that to reach a woman's g-spot, 3 inches I'd all that is required. Now it's his job to find that little sneaky ****** >:l.
MyChemical_fml 0
Is* App's lagging bawllz when I comment :/
Jelly_Bird 0
wow completely facioust and unnecessary... if you fell in love with him... talk to him about it... ask him what he could do... tell him what you could do... because we cant honestly help especially these people leaving comments telling you immature things to do...
Xpensive 0
if your satisfied then i wouldnt say anything, if not, well im single ;-)
weetmaster 6
I hope he makes up for it lol
mazzera_fml 7
get him to wear a strap on :D
Corvec 4
That would be so humiliating!
tswiftbaby 15
omg! break up with him u deserve better (or should i say, bigger)
chrisauh 4
wow, you're a bitch.
PenguinToucher 0
Yeah you boobs, I MEAN BITCH!
tswiftbaby 15
sorry, can't help it! i think i really am a guy inside...
skate4shekla 0
Damn, can all you people bragging about you penis size stop? it's not like 5.5" for a 13-15 is big enough to brag about it. Actually it's annoying. Oh yeah and i wanted to say "It's not the size that counts, it's the way you use it".
alexFYL 11
Actually, 5.5" is normal size.
Anteezy 7
Yeah so what's the point in bragging about it? Since when do people brag about being average, and to all you 15 year old's out there it won't grow that much anymore so stop thinking your penis is God's gift to women.
jupiter80 0
112- that's what this while FML is about, the guys penis size