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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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mmedeiros14 0
Thats what you get for dating a white guy
Alicia17C 2
she can still complain and be in love with him.
chocolatedream 0
there's ways to forget about the size he just has to know how to work it lol
braunwynn 5
LOL my first love was even smaller. his pubes were longer. at all of you going "oh if its love it shouldnt matter" think about how unsatisfying it would be to eat a vienna sausage in a hotdog bun.
null_fml 11
I would just pad the empty space around the vienna sausage with some bacon. Hey, maybe that could help the OP as well...
sourgirl101 29
Now, I'm craving bacon!
Sadieladean 0
hahaha, I'm so glad my boyfriend doesn't have that problem. sorry OP, but like people are saying, shouldn't matter if you really love him. there's ways to make up for it
foxman47 3
#36 is it like tossing a hot dog down a hallway?
braunwynn 5
@foxman, not really because hotdogs in a hallway you cant even feel it, 3 and a hald inches its still coming in contact with shit. but i see what you tried to imply there.
Jelly_Bird 0
Its not the size that matters it is what he does with it and your feelings towards each other shouldnt be tainted by physical features... True love means loving someone no matter what... and if you feel that bad about it they have extenders at sex shops, online, etc.. no surgery required and you get what u want and he feels like a king :)
thumper_tigr 0
you can also get other toys to combine with the sex to help added pleasure
mellb_fml 3
Of course it matters, without sex it's not a relationship, in my opinion
Jelly_Bird 0
but without a relationship there is only meaningless sex... there are ways around liking your signifigant other lss because of a physical problem he has no effect on... i mean wouldnt it be worse if it was like an elephants trunk?
simply4brillianc_fml 0
I think they mean that a loving relationship with satisfying sex is better than a loving relationship without satisfying sex. Just because they're different doesn't mean you can't have both in a relationship.
sammieInsanityy 0
wwooowww, good thing you love him
CloudEnvy 17
How's that going to help? Oh. I see.
Fx13mz 7
No kidding, all my life I always thought I was small but this makes me feel much better. Phew.
FlashBurn 13
Poor him you mean! No guy would want to admit he's that short, even if confronted! I mean sure, I say I'm 3" when someone asks, but it's a lie, honest! Works great on losing the fat chicks at clubs.
Rape_Laser 0
lol
staceysgenesis16 0
lolol !! thats funny