Anonymous
Starved
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
charlieweaver21
France
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
xswitch74
United Kingdom
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Zxry123
Small world
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Anonymous
Sophie's Choice
Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML
Eva
United States
Keeping up with the Joneses
Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML
hurt
United States
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
neverleavingthehouseagain
Epsom, United Kingdom
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
boyBYE
Pleasant Grove, United States
Today, when my ex said he wanted to be friends, what he meant was that he wanted me to help him hook up with 18-year-olds. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Plop 17
I'm sure this friendship will benefit you greatly! Or maybe try to have a life. Find some hobbies, join a club, do something!
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
I JUST did this. It did not go well. His roommate ended up being one of my good friends...that was in love with me. I was horny and tried to hook up with him. He decided to tell his roommate. Snitches get stitches brah.
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Plop 17
I'm sure this friendship will benefit you greatly! Or maybe try to have a life. Find some hobbies, join a club, do something!
Chazzster 32
The pandemic has hit everyone hard - Those in relationships living together are stressed by a bit too much togetherness plus all the fears and struggles. Those not in a relationship are hard put to find and meet potential partners. You have my sympathy. I think this is harder on those who are alone than those feeling “housebound”. This will pass - Be careful, the pandemic is still going on and the unvaccinated are very vulnerable.
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
I JUST did this. It did not go well. His roommate ended up being one of my good friends...that was in love with me. I was horny and tried to hook up with him. He decided to tell his roommate. Snitches get stitches brah.
Plop 17
Stiches on his dick. Bite, that'll teach him! And hope he's not into pain stuff.
xxcutekatxx2 13
Sometimes exes can be great friends, they know you really well and you get along. It's if there is still feelings there it gets a bit complicated. Just remember you broke up for a reason but it doesn't mean you can't be friends. I have 2 ex I'm good friends with and 1 we can never be friends. It depends on what type of person you both are too. I'm sorry that you're feeling lonely though, no one should feel that way <3
Plop 17
And don't forget, friendship is better without clothes!