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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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Comments (572)
stevenmx86 8
"love of my life" "fml his penis it's small" Yeah, you're just a shallow ***** op... It wouldn't matter if his penis had gotten cut off if you really loved him..
minktheshrink 0
one word... oral
Chasted 0
Screw what other people say I go with this. Sadly this will come up with the competition that would be "How to bring this up without hurting his feelings."
TypoH 7
that's why you dont date Asian's, leason learned.
berg54 0
So? if you in love you'll find a way to make it work and be happy. That's what it's all about. solving problems that is.
slickrasta 1
You don't love him. Do him a favor and break his heart now, cause you clearly will just cheat on him or something. YDI for actually caring that much about the length of his penis.
ILoveYourDespair 0
Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.
epmorr2010 9
male enhancement?
Livinia 11
Buy a smaller phone? No, but seriously, it's not the size it's what you do with it (;
yuggi1 11
Eat him like a Popsicle. Mmmm mmm mmm good!
jordanprodigy023 0
I jus want to say to these little kids who are saying there penis size. Nobody ccares your most likely lying anyways
Jelly_Bird 0
i completely agree with jordanprodigy023 you dont see everyone that is older saying their size ... it doesnt matter no one cares...