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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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vystral 0
Love or not, it's hard to carry on a meaningful relationship without good sex
Mmmmmmatty 6
you should come to Australia... we blokes are built hard, tough & are a good length
gkings18 1
hahahaha
Omywhtanight 0
^good question. don't wanna know the answer tho
InboundOyster 0
hahahahahaha
harlan71 0
Does ur bane hapen to be tara...
Dem97 0
That sucks for you.. But if you really love him, make it work.
LizzieLou89 0
shoudnt really matter.. you only need an inch for pleasure.. if it is true love it'll b something you can both work out.. certain positions will get deeper penetration.. or even get toys involved etc.. not the end of the world!
alexFYL 11
A girl can use her toys by herself though... there's something deeply satisfying about having your lovers penis inside of you. If it just feels like your fingers are up there (3.5" is the size of a finger)... also, length isn't so much important but girth is, but it's relative.
Persephone1001 3
Exactly, there are positions that shorten the ****** (e.g. her legs on the guy's shoulders), meaning they're actually difficult with a guy who's on the large side. I really don't understand this whole "it's the size of a finger" argument people are making- if women can reach their cervix to put in a diaphram, surely a finger is enough length to fill a ******? I can reach mine with 3" fingers and don't particularly enjoy having my cervix rammed repeatedly during sex. I know the ****** can stretch to accommodate most penis sizes but it doesn't have to for sex to be fun.
zorrothechamp_fml 0
Wow, I've been there. Trust me when I say "run," that size will never be able to please you in the long run.
shuzuko 2
Sex without romance is a **** buddy situation. Romance without sex is basically just really close friends. It's pretty important to have both to have a satisfying, loving relationship. Anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't ever been in an actual adult relationship and is either overly religious or idealizing.
sugarbee83 0
he's go just enough to piss u off and wanna whip his ass. hahaha