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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 07:59

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Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 December 2021 11:50

If only there were some magical way to reduce fatness, that might solve your problem. I hope humanity can solve that conundrum! Maybe your husband can tape a white cane with a red tip to his dick and poke you with it?

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 11 December 2021 17:22

Effective birth control.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 December 2021 11:50

If only there were some magical way to reduce fatness, that might solve your problem. I hope humanity can solve that conundrum! Maybe your husband can tape a white cane with a red tip to his dick and poke you with it?

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 11 December 2021 17:22

Effective birth control.

cuz803 44

Saturday 11 December 2021 23:47

Savage!!

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 21 December 2021 23:17

At least it's a y'all problem that can be worked on?

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