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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
isaidwhat 0
I do
NuyoRicanGirl 3
no
kaprookie 3
**** oath, I feel worse for the guy than that shallow *****.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
I weep for the little man
Alliria 3
I mean the OP can buy a *****, but the guy is tiny forever.
grabblebyk 1
Yes i do. She thinks her life is tough because she loves a guy that has a small penis. Well he is the owner of said small penis AND he has a bitch for a partner. Hows that for a shitty life.
breathagain0821 0
i do, hes the one thats going to have to live with it.
uncbballwins 0
agree 55
ideljungs 6
True
acid_moose 7
As a guy, I don't think she's a bitch; if it's socially acceptable for guys to judge girls based on their breast size then it's okay for a girl to judge a guy by his penile length. However, I do feel very sorry for the guy; even though, I must admit, knowing guys like that exist boosts my self-confidence ;D
SailorSolaris 43
No, 13, no you're not. This is an FHL, not FML.
rayqaza21 0
how didnu find owt?!
thatssomeBS 9
how did you misspell out,
Wizardroxx 3
How did you not use the "?" instead of the comma at the end of your sentence?
retrolake 0
lol.
Augustanna 5
you poor thing!
erongetti 2
there are procedures to help this. Good luck!
abceasyas123abc 12
I'm surprised no one has chimed in yet with "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"..
abceasyas123abc 12
PS: true love conquers all and all that jazz? Give him a break, OP =)
tr0llz0r 0
And yet, it takes a hell of a long time to cross the ocean in a rowboat. ;)
sourgirl101 29
I've also heard- "It's not the size of the pencil, it's how you sign your name."
movingtarget_fml 4
ha ha only guys with tiny dicks say that to make themselves feel better.
j2013t 0
its not small its fun size
clbacon55896 0
haha that dudes dick is like a worm in a rain forest
bluebird0020 2
Hey man. It may not be the size of the boat, it may very well be the motion of the ocean. But it's still damn hard to get to England in a rowboat.
FMLL2016 16
Ha!! I was just about to comment that :P
scarred_foreva 40
Had to look down far enough to find it!
MoreBeef 4
And, the phone vibrates. Why do you keep him around again?
darseidia 0
lol your stupid funny lol. i guess da phone is 2 in 1 cus it bigger and it vibrates lol
RawrNom 0
I lolled at that :) you have a point though baha!
jdeshnerx3 0
hahaha
CloudEnvy 17
Experiment in augmentation?
thargohsnap 0
It may be "the motion in the ocean" but it takes a long time to cross the atlantic in a frickin rowboat
bdurbin85 0
it may take long time to cross the Atlantic in a rowboat for a rookie but not for a seasoned veteran;-)
nowmyliferoxx 0
win 57!
ShadyFTW1 0
fail 69. Oh wait. I love 69.
sgtrobswifey 0
57 ftw
Dez31396 0
lmfao!!!!
EvilPotato 15
I see a problem here, just because he has a tiny dick should not matter if you love him
EvilPotato 15
I see a problem I mean, oh and you could always buy I smaller phone
EvilPotato 15
I don't see a problem
NuyoRicanGirl 3
lol I see the problem now =p
EvilPotato 15
49 lol I know I failed epic
thargohsnap 0
24- I think we commented at the same time. haha