Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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HSOMGF 5
Sometimes people do us a favor by leaving. He's one of them.
Doortje 30
Don't you guys know everything is karma these days? Lost $20? Karma. A bird shat on your head? Karma. Your great-grandmother died? Karma. It's the new hype people, and if you don't go along with it karma will get you. And from what I've heard, she's a bitch.
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Comments (103)
Sindy_fml 4
Ouch.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
Aww this is hella sad!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Ouch nothing! These FML stories are becoming stale. If it isn't "I had to explain what (common thing) is to my boyfriend today" then it is "Today, my crush doesn't like me back" It's seriously growing old.
Sadochan 0
Agreed. It's stupid to think that someone will automatically want you. It seems like a trend to bitch about shit in life when it doesn't go your way. Grow the **** up everyone and post good shit.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh dear... I guess that didn't work very well did it.
insanesna1l 0
I want to meet your ex, and tell him it sounds like the smartest decision he has ever made
x_messyjessy_x 0
I never knew FMLs could be depressing :(
NuyoRicanGirl 3
well op that's what you get for not telling him how you feel. Think about it usually when you hear a song you think about similar stuff that has happened in your life :-/
damian777 0
Oh wow FYL
fluorescentadole_fml 8
well hellllooo ;)
damian777 0
ppl these days o_O
TheNinjaCat 10
ohai there! I shall be inboxing you shortly :3
TheNinjaCat 10
ahaa I like this XD x
Sirin_fml 47
The problem being, FML isn't a dating or creeping service. Keep it to private messaging, please. After reading this, I doubt I'm the only one contemplating assassinating you and making it look like a suicide.
OCDC 9
Wait, FML isn't a creeping service? Damn, I've been doing it wrong the whole time...
stacster 0
that's what runescape is for
ktrose 0
Haha, well that just sucks for you I guess.
amyyx3 0
Suckssss!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Kill her!!!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Politely of course.
brycereid 0
with a spork
Sadochan 0
Or go for someone else. OP sounds like an obsessive bitch who would turn down a guy if he asked her.
freddyisepic 2
well Ballz to u
oliver86 8
co za asy
sarah48_fml 0
^ win
Doortje 30
Pretty powerful song :')
HSOMGF 5
Sometimes people do us a favor by leaving. He's one of them.
phatdaddy62 23
Ha! My ex-wife was another!
cici132 3
karmas a bitch
PeteyPablo12308 20
How is that karma? You don't know anything about the OP...
supervacaneous 4
What has karma got to do with this?
Doortje 30
Don't you guys know everything is karma these days? Lost $20? Karma. A bird shat on your head? Karma. Your great-grandmother died? Karma. It's the new hype people, and if you don't go along with it karma will get you. And from what I've heard, she's a bitch.
j300zx 0
To cici. You have the biggest **** for a 16 year old. *drools at pic*
fthku 13
You should all make a list of everything bad that happened in your life, and try to make up for it day by day in order to win some good karma. That could make a good TV show!
gigglezbabii22 2
You mean like My Name is Earl but real?
brainsoverbeauty 21
LOL ^ I love your comment!
fthku 13
Yes, #59, that was the joke.
maddiester 5
lmao wow. sorry but that's funny.