Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, I showed my grandma my new haircut. She squinted for a moment and said, “Oh honey, it’ll grow back.” I said, “So you don’t like it?” She shrugged and said, “I’m just glad you’re confident enough to leave the house like that.” FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML
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Top comments
CherishFlowers 0
Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.
awoodenhouse 0
fire crotch! redheads are shifty...
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awoodenhouse 0
fire crotch! redheads are shifty...
Klums02 0
roflmao
JojoChuo 8
Sizzle sizzle >)
grazynaanka 0
oh grossss. i bet you can't get that image out of your head now. fyl.
CherishFlowers 0
Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.
blankaex 0
Dye.
sloppyflow 1
well hair turns grey before every other part
24788 7
I am upset I even read this FML. I feel your pain.
21yearoldvirgin 0
this is exactly why i want to marry a redhead! ;) it's a shame they're a dying breed. :( still, probably not what you want to here. i agree, FYL lol
LBedford 0
I wish my pubic hait was red as well. :---(
amelinat 0
Oh Nana! Too much information! Ginger pubes are really creepy to me, just thinking about them on young people creeps me out, so Grandads Ginger Pubes is a really disturbing mental image.
deplorableworld 0
LMFAO! Hilarious FML! Thank you!
draccon136 0
good to know.
latuka 0
wow. just wow. and ya i never even thought about if pub hair goes grey...