Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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Comments (240)
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
I'm really sorry... Hope it all ends well pal.
ellakacyme22 6
If your on child can plan with her mum to make a fool of you,then am pretty sure both of them might also have the hart to kill you
tiggerbaxon 2
That totally sucks...**** ur daughter,I would never do that to my parents and **** ur wife....if my mum done that I would never speak to her again
ninjuh_wingman 29
Shouldnt you know if your daughters getting straight A's? And why the hell would a haircut end up costing $300 for?
rcloca 10
No clue. Must have been a pretty damn good haircut!
toyoufromapril 4
If they got coloring or such done go it, it could be that much. Other than that I have noooo idea
sk8erd 15
Well im pretty sure your gonna divorce your wife now. but if that doesn't happen then.. ask for a raise. or ask to **** his hot secretary (actually no just do it)N as for your daughter? Idk im barely 18 so I wouldn't know any good child punishments lol
VixSparda 5
ow.....sorry about that i hope it works out
Epic_Times 10
FYL indeed OP, your daughter is a manipulative bitch and your wife is a gold digging cheating bitch. Kick your wife out but try to make things right with your daughter. Also get a lawyer and make your boss pay.
NippsSlipps 10
If i was you i would throw your daughters iphone 4s in some water, have a dog shit in her $500 shoes and put tons of gum in her new professional hair cut. That's just for your daughter, can't believe she'd choose material possesions over telling her own father of her cheating mother. Now for the wife, divorce that bitc* and hopefully you start a new life without either one of them, or try to repair your relationship with your daughter. As for the boss, leave a shit on his desk. But thats what i would do.
Quasar55_fml 18
Why waste her expensive stuff when he can sell it and keep get part of the money back ... That's what I would do. Before kicking both the bitches out of my house.
Jirekianu2 19
Man, not only do you find out your wife is a cheating ***** but that your daughter is a lying **** with no integrity.
awagh666 14
^you're so right. Kick those ****** out, OP
xXNickiiBabyXx 11
wowww thats soo stupid...i feel so bad for you man ....i hate bitches...holy shit and 500 for shoes...wow wtf -.-