Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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Comments (240)
palahniukpaul 6
That's just wrong
StoryOfTheYear 15
HAPPEE FACE! :D
yarsii 0
lmfao :D :D
wagonbacker9 8
Yeah, I'd be on the phone with a lawyer regarding a NICE severance package. That should cover the divorce proceedings.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Does your boss have a hot secretary maybe?
ThatsAfurry 9
perhaps op's boss has a sister he could go after.
rarrar321 3
That's when you need to bucker up and poop on the other guy's doorstep. It's pretty close to free.
leadman1989 16
So how did you find out? Who stopped the gravy train?
breadfruit 0
This is one of those rare FMLs that really does destroy a person's life. Feel free to divorce your wife if you feel that's the best course of action, but you're going to have to repair your relationship with your daughter somehow. I'm sorry OP, and I hope you and your family make it through this relatively intact.
bugmenotmofo 34
Not at all. The daughter was complicit, and is no better than the wife. Let her see how it feels to have lost her father for the price of an iphone.
breadfruit 0
I agree the daughter is just as much at fault for completely betraying his trust, but while it is possible to throw your wfe out of your life forever, you can't end your relationship with your child for something they did in their youth. It make take years to heal the relationship, but both sides should make the effort.
trolawlawl 0
Time to return all your daughters "gifts" and kick that cheating hoe to the curb
FYLDeep 26
She's got an A in economics.
jlperry31 10
unless you a millionaire who the hell needs a $300 haircut. im glad u figured it out. make sure to let the judge know that in your divorce so hopefulky your wife does.t take half of everythibg and get u to pay chikd support and alamony
conqueror57 11
Why is your daughter having an affair with her boss?! Yes, English pronouns suck.
conqueror57 11
Oops. You're boss, not her boss
sadistmonkey 19
Context tells you which one it is.
Tromme 3
You mean the pronoun that's named English? Because English is a name, right? Hence the capital letter, right? Douchebag.
conqueror57 11
It does. I was just being difficult.
dillonManning 9
Gramar nazis?
cinderella10383 6
#25 I'm amazed that none of these comments told you that the wife was having an affair with her husbands boss the daughter was covering it up for her mom and her mom was rewarding her with lavish gifts etc.