Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
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karlcolt45 19
money says jump, cat say how high
gorjuzmel 10
Maybe she just has a good work ethic and could use the money?
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Comments (86)
Fluffydemise 18
Maybe you should try to be more, I don't know, appealing?
ohgeejosee 19
Why is she even with you then? Sorry OP, its never alright to feel rejected in a relationship. If she doesn't even want to hang out with you, you should go ahead and dump her :(
Freethaawave 19
In this economy, sometimes you have to choose an extra shift over a night off because that could be the difference between having enough money to pay your bills or not. It doesn't necessarily mean that OP secretly doesn't want to be with her boyfriend.
MathildeDamm 17
Or maybe, he just got him self a lousy girlfriend..?
karlcolt45 19
money says jump, cat say how high
karlcolt45 19
it's from Grand Theft Auto 4
thefmlman2011 37
Playboy X said that, didn't he?
arsenicalhumor 30
Have you tried confronting the situation? Maybe there's a hidden problem that needs to be talked over :s
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, I was thinking that maybe OP is actually misunderstanding. It's probably not that she doesn't WANT to hang out with him, but she NEEDS the money she gets from working extra shifts. I know this summer at my movie theater job I'm going to be working close to 5 days a week most every week. She's probably just saving and investing her money, and if that's all it is, OP would do well to stay with someone who can actually manage their finances properly.
kianaaa32 17
Dump her and go find a new girlfriend.
SMHsohard 22
If she goes out of her way to avoid being with him, do they actually even have a "boyfriend/girlfriend" relationship?
Atchoo 8
You say "girlfriend," but does she or has she ever used a similar term to refer to you?
young_weezy_fml 3
she's probably banging somebody
zilla52 12
they why is she with you
Wizardo 34
And you still call her your girlfriend dude, dump her and move on asap.
greenfishbait 19
She could be trying to save up to buy OP something nice.
jenaayy 7
Or maybe you Guys spend a little to much Time together & she needs some Space?
firefighter925 18
Or buy her a pony girls love ponys