Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
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99MDC 0
Were you trying to be cool? Two problems: 1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though) 2. ******* pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously... Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)
letitbe56 0
Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?
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neonokku 0
ydi!
truelyawesome 0
tard, that's why you get stronger, non-Chinese gun
futtgoredo 0
today, I was pistol whipped with and air soft gun. then I was "accidentally" shot in the the eye. i was also about to buy the gun but it broke when I was whipped.
darkabsol7 0
if you read properly, you would see that he wasn't hit in the eye, but his friend's dad was.
blankaex 0
If you have common sense, you'd realise he is referring to the friend's dad.
why_R_U_gay 1
If u had Steady aim pro, it wouldn't be a problem.
beastiness 14
I hate when someone's talking about guns and someone says something from call of duty
Ninjahiga 27
There's a button for that, buddy
wellinever 5
The FML bit is missing. Surely that would come from his reaction to you fooling about with a gun - airsoft or otherwise. I hope he hurt you.
QTp13 10
You deserve that - no sympathy from me
shannondotjpeg 0
ROFL LMAO, did you laugh?
MagicMeds 0
Hell I don't think that'd be worth laughing at even if everything went as planned and he pistol whipped the dad excellently.
Grangoire 0
FML wording fail. The way you wrote that, it looks like you thought it would be funny to hit him in the eye. (Which if it was, then YDI.)
letitbe56 0
Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?
Ninjasaurus18 9
-sarcasm- Sorry, you just forgot the write that at the end, so I though I'd help. And yeah, you don't mess with a motherfucking gun; no matter what kind, whether it's loaded or not or anything. You don't mess wit guns.
bosshaug 0
Airsoft guns are ******* stupid if you and your friends want use "guns" shoot real one instead and get rid of waste in society
Neoswords 0
Airsoft is a sport.Did you know that?And plus,there not that dangerous.All they can to is leave a small mark and dig out your eye if your on the field there playing on with out eye protection.Real guns can kill you easily.So,are you really that much of a idiot?
glassarchitect 0
Yes! Someone else who plays Airsoft.. I work for an Airsoft company/team in Michigan :)
frozenshake 5
...what do you mean by "dig out your eye"? just wondering :P
fatass_ninja 0
U can't have wars with your freinds with real guns, stupid
Sgt_Minty 0
If you get hit in the eye witj a 6mm piece of plastic going 500feet per second it might just completely obliterate your eye
terridax2 0
Airsoft guns are a great way to have fun while shooting your friends, and you cant have that much fun with real guns.
cthulhu1138 1
First rule of gun safety: Never point a loaded gun at someone else.
99MDC 0
Were you trying to be cool? Two problems: 1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though) 2. ******* pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously... Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)
Link5794 18
Pistol whipping isn't safe with real guns, either.
postaltubealex 0
This is why I am glad we don't have such a big gun culture. I mean, murders still happen here, it's just that the accidents are less likely to cause death.