Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
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phatdaddy62 23
They do have chicken & steak . . .
Kefka91 15
I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl
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Kefka91 15
I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl
GreatGeak 8
your avatar is cool mate.
TheWazBe 0
lol mines better
knockknock_fml 0
that's a sign OP. He wants to enjoy his life and he is not going to compromise. FYL indeed.
Thanatos1206 0
Am I the only one to notice #1's awesome name?! Come on people!
sourgirl101 29
Not compromise? Who's not the one compromising? It's his "favorite" restaurant. Does this mean he's no long able to eat there because the OP doesn't realize there are non seafood items on the menu?
sara8866 8
Ok so order the steak duhhhhh!!!!!!!
BahahahLOL 0
he's also Justin Bieber's baby daddy
PeteyPablo12308 20
Umm... How sweet. Lol.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
59- I know right, at the same time it's like, WTF are u people talking about
Gondile 4
OP is retarded, there are fine steaks at Red Lobster!
shoopd 19
Step 1: Order seven lobster tails Step 2: Stare at them Step 3: ??? Step 4: Revenge!
Kuuroneko17 2
23, you're not alone.
NbrL13 2
#23? why is #1's name cool? what does Kefka means? #23 yours is so uncool!!!
amandajlucas2015 2
Just be happy he's paying for it on his own will lol couldve made u pay for it
BWill9014 4
Just eat the cheesy rolls they have then... I could eat a whole basket full of those lol
krazy_glu3 0
for real! that's what I always ate since I hate seafood. those are SO good!! now I want some...
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Haha I love your picture! That glasses statue is awesome:]
AsianCookie247 14
haha those are so good
sk8rchick97 0
they have chicken dishes there too.. how is this an FML?
impatientsnake 4
and ur dating this guy fail.
I_R_Genius 3
And your spelling is fail.
Andy08642 0
and his face is a fail
plurpower 0
that's ****** up .... hahahahahaha funny though >.<
Jezlovespink 5
They serve steak n fries n drinks order a shitload of them!!! :)
cheex87 0
lmao! I hope that you're at least old enough to drink so that you can make the best of it!
xxxkkxxx 0
you're never too young to drink
circlejerk69 0
I acree completely
gman422011 4
dump the insensitive bastard!
blaine72 0
were you crabby afterwards?
Grimmerie 31
perhaps her rage caused her to evolve into kingler.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Girlfriend used Rage against Boyfriend! It's super-effective!
carcinogan 0
pokeball!!!
superpoptart 24
LMFAO! I lol'd so hard 68 and 57. ******' win!
Timmy_Boy 17
after going to red lobster with him did you close up the pink pussy just to get him back??
phatdaddy62 23
They do have chicken & steak . . .
Brennanrulez 0
not just any steak either, there steak is what made the restaurant so popular.
Miss_Michaela 10
I'd have ordered various expensive things anyway. He'd have to pay for it.
MEF62 5
win!!