Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
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Comments (340)
TrippingOnAcid 29
This means you're at least 36, more likely 40-something and getting pregnant?
sierra142 19
Yes. What's your point? That woman over 35 shouldn't have kids?
marisadc79 0
I think usually you'd get married only as young as 18 in normal circumstances do she could be anywhere from 38 up if she wasn't married as a minor. Yes to the other comment, women over 35 who get pregnant run a higher risk of miscarriage, health issues, birth defects and deformities and other things. It is more risky however it's up to the woman or couple to decide if the risk is worth it.
sierra142 19
Yes, there is a higher risk but that does not mean if they want kids they shouldn't have them. It's totally their own choice. My mum had my brother at 40 and one if my closest friends had her child at 42 (she's a lot older than me). Neither kids have anything wrong with them at all.
LennyComa 39
CONGRATULA....Wait a minute, this is bad news. FYL
QueenSaru 28
Except unless she's very far along, it's NOT a baby or a kid or a child yet. And if she was far enough along for that to be so, it's also likely she would know the sex. Calling something of an indeterminate sex 'it' doesn't mean you don't love your eventual-child, it's just exactly what the wrapper says: you don't know what it is yet.
shockhead101 6
He should have pulled out... But congrats!!!
Mifflicious 18
You know that even if he pulls it out, there is still a high rist of getting pregnant, right?
draklin300 3
If y'all were fighting for a while leading up to it why would he get sex?
Mkayy33 2
Could have been anger sex?
foreveraloneXC 10
Break-up sex
courk94 6
Wow ! Talk about a conflicting situation !
marisadc79 0
This same story was just on here recently between a boyfriend and girlfriend lol sorry if it's true hope you can work it out
forever_born 6
Number 8 and anyone else saying dumb mean ass things to OP about her situation. That's a dick move. You know nothing about there situation so stop taking It so personal. I mean for all we know the husband could have cheated or beat the women so **** you dude. Seriously those are asshole statements. Ever heard it takes to to make a baby.
forever_born 6
I mean two to make a baby.
mercymedical 6
Well said. :)
TheDrifter 24
Why not assume the op was the abusive cheating lowlife? It's just as likely, statistically speaking.
forever_born 6
True 235 but still we know nothing so we shouldn't be so quick to judge is what I was getting at.
tony262626 1
When did you get married? In order to have your kid 20 years later.. i mean if you got married at 20 your now 40 and having a baby
Ins0mau 20
Yes genius. Here's a cookie.
Arrawyn 12
Well.... This is awkward