Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
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Comments (340)
Seana_fml 6
I'm so sorry, good luck
marcranger 29
80, referring to an embryo/ a fetus (unclear how far along OP is) as a "precious baby" sounds a lot worse.
klovemachine 24
This has the makings of a Dr. Phil episode, maybe Maury :D
Betterthink4 6
Now you've learned not to get a divorce before/after a complete pregnancy test
MillerBeerTime 5
Well...that's what you get for being a condescending, over-dramatic, senseless, insecure person. You DEFINITELY deserved the situation you most likely put yourself in.
MissMae93 23
114 - I'm sorry, but I don't understand your logic at all.
LN666 2
everything happens for a reason. :) hope it all works out for the best. Sorry to hear aswel.
PinkFun1969 9
So when us the new wedding?
sierra142 19
My daughter was an 'it' until we found out 'it' was a she. She was a very much wanted baby. Don't judge someone's parenting on that. It's silly.
monkers 10
This is your fault. If you stopped loving him enough to divorce him then you shouldn't be sleeping with him in the first place. Or at least use a fricken condom. You should know the consequences of having unprotected sex. Especially with someone you don't love.
dubstep12 8
She could have got pregnant before the divorce.. And didn't know until they got divorced.. ._.
kate3101 15
Here's a radical notion. Perhaps she still loved him and had conflicting feelings. Marriage and divorce can be complicated - it's not like breaking up with your 8th grade boyfriend.
monkers 10
As tough as getting a divorce may be, you don't just wake up one morning and decide to end your marriage of twenty years. You think about it for a while. Things obviously weren't going good so they should have never decided to sleep together in the first place.
choff47436 4
I think you are right. If you are thinking about leaving him you really shouldn't be screwing him.
buttercup1998 5
Bitch shut up she's going through enough!
pollybomb 5
Condom could've split.
choff47436 4
She could of swallowed