Uncomfy
Durango, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
Uncomfy tells us more.
Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
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Comments (137)
Pinkpoogle 3
That probably really sucked... Sorry dude!!
brackaman 18
I think getting really sucked in his dream might be the cause of this fml in the first place.
brackaman 18
I think something getting really sucked in his dream is the cause of this fml in the first place.
chilearmy123 4
Hahaha sucks to suck!!
Forlorn420 9
Sounds like a sticky situation..
ihatethesenamez 6
He only dreamed that it sucked
stinewd 9
Were you dreaming about that great girl who sat next to you, but moved seat to sit with your dad?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Don't worry, only 4 more hours to go…
LiyIa_fml 8
You never know what to expect while on an airplane... Hopefully no one noticed OP! :)
the_fun_one 0
You don't say
Alleged_Cranium 7
Does that count as a solo member of the mile-high club?
doctorhook86 25
You've gotta pop a nut more often, bro! Find some privacy every day and give lil Uncomfy Jr a tug! Seriously folks: **********. Wetting the bed is your body telling you to play with yourself.
Futacy 30
where to?
Marissa1586 18
You know what? I think he loved it..... while he was sleeping
AKGirlinSD 20
1, It isn't that 'it' sucked, some girl (or guy, since none of us know his sexual orientation) sucked him in his dream. Those flight attendants can be pretty damn sexy ;-).
MsSoulReaper 27
That's unfortunate. Did you have anything to dry yourself with in your carry-on bag?
GVirdi 11
Well.. There should be a bathroom on the plane
Kamon97 23
Burnie from Roosterteeth is that you?
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
MURIKKA 11
When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!
Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
leogirl95 12
Or dry humping the person next to you lol
alex1432 9
this is true
forever_born 6
Yeah that would be awwwwkkkkkwwwwwwaaaarrrrddddd!!!!
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
22- it probably was wet humpin, cuz he did cum
taytoc 10
Find someone to help you join the mile high club
brackaman 18
He might need to rest for a few minutes first before he goes for... Does that count as round 2?
brackaman 18
Wow, I'm an idiot... He had the rest of his flight to recuperate. He'll be fine.
DontClickOnMe 28
I wonder how the people around you reacted.
igive 29
like this > :O
Spiral_Thoughts 19
Like this > ;)
EduJav321 24
Like this O_o
i_canlickmyelbow 3
Like this > / /|( . )Y( . )|
dsbs 9
Like this (•__•)
Bonzer 2
like this >:|
geko911 22
Was most likely more like this o.o or -.- because they most likely didn't notice...
fylx100 19
No 81. I reacted like that when I saw your profile picture lol
MindFreakazoid 10
Probably the same way I reacted to your picture. Which I'm telling you, wasn't a compliment
Stupend0us 7
Oh, and a fap a day keeps the wet dreams away. At least it does for me.
zachherbert 10
As prescribed by DocBastard.
boating_guy 33
every day? dude that's a lot.. I guess you got strong forearms eh?
MrSassypants 34
Nope. I do it multiple tines a day and I got flabby arms. Nice image of me, huh?
onlychildFTW 34
You people. I might do it once a week. If that much.
DespairFaction 11
I read this as a frap a day, now I want Starbucks and sex.
bebohacker1 4
At the same time?
ohmandapants 17
35&66 It's actually pretty normal to do it more than once a week or once a day. I don't see the problem. The fact that you do it less than once a week is uncommon...
wlddog 14
I usually do it an hour or so before sex. Makes me last way longer and look like a stud.
conomaca2 6
It works I never wake up with a hard one
AKGirlinSD 20
Thank you, 84. My boyfriend and I do it once a day, if not twice. My doctors say orgasms are the best medicine and helps take the pain away :-).
itsalanis 25
I really wish no one saw that, how embarassing. :c
Nevereverland 8
If were moaning and stuff it wouldve been more awkward for the person sitting next to you haha!
URmySavior 2
Wth..
Larawk 8
Bahahahahahahaha yesssss