sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
paula123
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Spreading
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Top comments
worldclassrager 41
Ex husband? Yeah that has a good ring to it...
Chazzster 32
It could be worse, you might be the pregnant one from some unfaithful jerk. At least you can divorce the fool and be done with him.
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RichardPencil 32
He's pregnant? Wow!!!
worldclassrager 41
Ex husband? Yeah that has a good ring to it...
Chazzster 32
It could be worse, you might be the pregnant one from some unfaithful jerk. At least you can divorce the fool and be done with him.
rainbowdonnareed 18
You spelled ex-husband wrong. If you didn't find this out through a private eye hire one. And get tested foe every STD. I'd ask for the HIV prevention meds. What a jerk
John Raymond Matheney 6
marriages are reliant on a few things. Trust, we (my wife and I) don't lie to each other ever. time, we spend it with each other as equals and best friends. Sex we indulge one another ALWAYS even when we're not in the mood and we both ALWAYS finish, however that has to happen. We are committed to each other in every way, if you don't let your husband get his rocks off he will find a way, his hand is only good for so long.
jfigley 5
Agreed!